Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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