Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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