if only i could text you this smell
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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