Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She's the barista slut.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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