Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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