If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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