erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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