He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Randomize
