I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
it was like eating out sand paper
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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