Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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