During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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