What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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