He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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