puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Come see our sink grown plant.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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