dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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