he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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