don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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