Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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