Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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