it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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