I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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