She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Randomize
