I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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