what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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