It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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