He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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