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shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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