Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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