People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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