Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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