i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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