she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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