i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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