pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
