i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
YAS. BRING CRAB.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
