Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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