i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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