she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Randomize
