I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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