We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
