She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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