He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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