i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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