We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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