Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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