I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Found the puke drawer
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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