As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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