I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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