Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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