Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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